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lesamisgooocEnjolras took note of their opponents, calibrating their positions, and going over a quick inventory of what they had.
"Here's what we're going to do," he mouthed to Grantaire within the other tree. "You're going to use one of your bombs to blow up the pack. I'm going to pick off the snipers. You'll need to keep an eye on the group since the bombs likely won't be enough to finish them. Judging by the air speed and how quickly smoke will clear up, you have a sixty percent chance of being able to see better if you squint. You can aim for anything that moves down there. In the meantime, I'll focus on the side groups. I might have a flare in here that we can use, and if it comes to that-"
"Okay, enough of this!" Grantaire picked up his uzi. "Sebaaaaaaastiaaaan GRAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRE!"
With that, he started shooting aimlessly while howling at the top of his lungs. "Think you can take me?? THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH THE HELLBEAST?!"
The men exploded into chaos. The bombs fell out of Grantaire's pocket, blowing up the ground, the group, and the two trees Enjolras and Grantaire had been sitting in. The men scattered and started shooting everything in sight, including one another.
When the dust cleared, all the people involved were on the ground.
"Great, Grantaire. Now we're dead. Way to go."
"Oh well. Least I've got chicken."
"Here's what we're going to do," he mouthed to Grantaire within the other tree. "You're going to use one of your bombs to blow up the pack. I'm going to pick off the snipers. You'll need to keep an eye on the group since the bombs likely won't be enough to finish them. Judging by the air speed and how quickly smoke will clear up, you have a sixty percent chance of being able to see better if you squint. You can aim for anything that moves down there. In the meantime, I'll focus on the side groups. I might have a flare in here that we can use, and if it comes to that-"
"Okay, enough of this!" Grantaire picked up his uzi. "Sebaaaaaaastiaaaan GRAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRE!"
With that, he started shooting aimlessly while howling at the top of his lungs. "Think you can take me?? THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH THE HELLBEAST?!"
The men exploded into chaos. The bombs fell out of Grantaire's pocket, blowing up the ground, the group, and the two trees Enjolras and Grantaire had been sitting in. The men scattered and started shooting everything in sight, including one another.
When the dust cleared, all the people involved were on the ground.
"Great, Grantaire. Now we're dead. Way to go."
"Oh well. Least I've got chicken."
